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The problem here is that poachers could have guns, so even though gorillas are extremely strong, and a gorilla with a knife is a scary prospect close-up, a poac
by magduf 7y ago
The problem here is that poachers could have guns, so even though gorillas are extremely strong, and a gorilla with a knife is a scary prospect close-up, a poacher with a gun wouldn't have much problem killing the gorilla.
The solution is simple: give guns to gorillas and teach them to shoot them. Now we'll have gorilla warfare...
- HeWhoLurksLate 7y ago"Well, first we had the right to arm bears, and then everyone said that wasn't fair. Now we're arming gorillas, too!"
- lovemenot 7y agoWhat we fear most: Kids with Guns. - Gorillaz
- SketchySeaBeast 7y agoI feel like apes with guns doesn't lead anywhere good. I saw a documentary about that somewhere.
- magduf 7y agoI must have missed that one. I saw a documentary where a really old ape was telling the young ones about how dangerous and murderous humans were, and how they had invented guns to help with their murderous intentions.
- AngryData 7y agoGive them javelins and teach them how to use them. It will certainly solve the poaching problem!
- tempguy9999 7y agoChimps are known to create and use spears but for stabbing rather than throwing <https://phys.org/news/2015-04-chimps-senegal-fashion-spears.html> https://phys.org/news/2015-04-chimps-senegal-fashion-spears..... AFAIC they don't seem to understand how to throw, and aren't physically well adapted to do so.