This convo reminds me of a bit from The Red Green show (from memory): > Harold: "Red! We found an old bomb in the lake! What do we do?!" > Red: "Call the Amer

This convo reminds me of a bit from The Red Green show (from memory): > Harold: "Red! We found an old bomb in the lake! What do we do?!" > Red: "Call the American Air Force." > Harold: "We tried, but it's in the Canadian side of the lake, they can't help!" > Red: "Then call the Canadian Air Force!" > Harold: "It's after 5, he's gone home."