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I'm selling water bottles at $100/gallon. Considering water is literally essential to life, how many can I get you?

• sorum 7y ago
  You must have had better ones than _that_, when you were thinking up a witty reply. I hope that wasn't you bringing your best.
  • icebraining 7y ago
    What immodesty; to presume oneself to be worthy of the best.
    • sorum 7y ago
      Rather: why half-ass anything in life?