We don't need to be cured; we need to be respected. How would the larks like it if we just stayed up until they were in phase 3 of non-REM sleep and just smoth

We don't need to be cured; we need to be respected. How would the larks like it if we just stayed up until they were in phase 3 of non-REM sleep and just smothered them all in their beds? That's just as offensive as forcing us to wake up at the same time they do, just because they don't want to wait for us to finish sleeping.