I think the joke goes: What three things would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island? A length of fiber, a shovel, and a margarita. Bury

I think the joke goes: What three things would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island? A length of fiber, a shovel, and a margarita. Bury the fiber and drink the margarita while briefly waiting for a backhoe to come dig up the fiber.