How about something simpler; Onion gateway as a service. Customer is company with a clearnet website who wants an onion address, like facebook did with facebook

How about something simpler; Onion gateway as a service. Customer is company with a clearnet website who wants an onion address, like facebook did with facebookcorewwwi.onion. You could add value with vanity URL generation, scaling and automation. You can give customers an onion version of their existing website with one click of a button. And since you cater to legitimate customers, you can willfully and openly comply with lawful intercept requests without losing core business. I would expect Cloudflare to offer something like this.