The author of this article Googled the ingredients of a banana split to prove to his mother that the ice cream flavors she was offering to his children were not

The author of this article Googled the ingredients of a banana split to prove to his mother that the ice cream flavors she was offering to his children were not the "correct" flavors for a banana split. While I yield to none in my admiration for Google and its wondrous search engine, I shudder when I see what today's Cliff Clavins are doing with it.