Also, if you're not supposed to rinse for a while after brushing, and you're not supposed to brush for a while after eating, and anyway eating with morning brea

Also, if you're not supposed to rinse for a while after brushing, and you're not supposed to brush for a while after eating, and anyway eating with morning breath is gross, but so is eating with toothpaste-breath... when the hell are you supposed to eat breakfast?