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I'd get rum, cushions and a book delivered under the guise of someone claiming to be fetching money. edit - and a bundle of zero rupee notes to distribute roun
by inflatableDodo 7y ago
I'd get rum, cushions and a book delivered under the guise of someone claiming to be fetching money.
edit - and a bundle of zero rupee notes to distribute round the jail, along with half the rum and a promise to send more rum, the quicker I get out.
- tedunangst 7y agoArrested by a corrupt cop? Just send out for some rum and a book. One has to wonder why more people don't do this. Instead they spend their time worrying that maybe something unpleasant will happen.
- inflatableDodo 7y agoThis is why I have just shared the rum with people with extravagant facial tattoos.