Just be honest about what you do. Some will be interested, some won't. No biggie. Much better than getting a bunch of grade-schoolers stoked on cherry-picked

Just be honest about what you do. Some will be interested, some won't. No biggie. Much better than getting a bunch of grade-schoolers stoked on cherry-picked lies-of-omission about what we actually do. More honest suggestions: - Steve Broke the Frigging Build Again - Apple Is My Pimp - Dopamine Cycles for Fun and Profit - Intro to Jira and Slack - Xe or Xir?: Your Guide to Hooking-Up at the Python Convention - The Eight-Hour Interview and You - Office Politics, 101