> “But the TOS and EULA were on display…” > “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” > “That’s the display department.” > “With

> “But the TOS and EULA were on display…” > “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” > “That’s the display department.” > “With a flashlight.” > “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” > “So had the stairs.” > “But look, you found the TOS and EULA, didn’t you?” > “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”