Is there a download for this so that I can do this stuff server-side without making tons of curl requests to your site? I really don't want to add JavaScript th

Is there a download for this so that I can do this stuff server-side without making tons of curl requests to your site? I really don't want to add JavaScript that is going to create tons of further requests (per link on the page). i.e, is there a URL for an XML file that contains all of the definitions that are in use so that I can cache that and update it once per day and work off the cached copy for processing things server-side? I realise I can query to see what services that you support, but on a page containing 20 links I'd still have to make 20 separate requests to perform the embeds. So... if I wanted to do this server-side without adding a dependency on a third party service I'd have to call per-link, how could I do it?