Yeah, funnily enough, over the last 15 years, Java's traversed the full spectrum of hater, from "script kiddie language that's too slow for real men's work like

Yeah, funnily enough, over the last 15 years, Java's traversed the full spectrum of hater, from "script kiddie language that's too slow for real men's work like C", to "too much static typing and inflexible for rapid app development like Ruby"