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Reminds me a little of this joke: A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. Sailor says, "In the Navy... ...th
by vegardx 7y ago
Reminds me a little of this joke:
A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss. The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
Sailor says, "In the Navy... ...they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine turns to him and says: "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
It's funny, because it's true. We went weeks in the same clothes without much more than the wet wipes packaged with MREs. But the moral of the story is to wash up when you can.
- glandium 7y agoThat joke comes in many flavors doesn't it? I know a version with 3 Engineers, one from MS, one from Oracle and one from Intel. Essentially, this one: http://www.jokes.net/threeengineers.htm http://www.jokes.net/threeengineers.htm but with different companies.
- oblio 7y agoMy guess, the joke is as old as time and there's variations of it with different nationalities instead of professions.
- kragen 7y agoI heard it with universities. Harvard and Yale, I think.
- Gupie 7y agoSaid by Churchill, Eton vs Harrow.
- InitialLastName 7y agoThe version I always used is "Difference between a university and a tech school"
- Kurtz79 7y agoHow do you tell a white collar worker from a blue collar worker? The white collar worker washes his hands after going to the bathroom stall, the blue collar worker before.