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Wow, it's just like being stuck listening to some drunk idiot ramble his way through made up stories about his hella epic road trip! And then I'm like and then
by MoronInAHurry 7y ago
Wow, it's just like being stuck listening to some drunk idiot ramble his way through made up stories about his hella epic road trip!
And then I'm like and then the dude is like and then I'm like and then he's like and I'm like
And they're totally making this totally real story into a movie https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1131088893976174592 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113108889397617459...
- jacquesm 7y agoHe basically, totally, like, admitted to interstate drug trafficking. What's the statue of limitations on that? I'll bet he changes his story in a hurry to 'I made it all up'.
- gnicholas 7y agoThere's probably a mens rea (intent) requirement, which arguably wouldn't be satisfied if he didn't know (or have reason to know) that the heroin was in the van until he was in Oregon (where he sold the heroin). And there a good chance that the statute for state level crimes would have run already. Hopefully he talked to a lawyer before writing this up!
- ndiscussion 7y agoIt sure seems totally real. He also seems like a totally real sociopath! You know, I never really thought about the mechanic, or what happened to him afterwards. It's kinda like when you're playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and you see someone tied up on the back of a horse, but you're on a mission, so you're just like, "Sorry I can't help. Good luck!" https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1130936540211949568 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113093654021194956...
- rudedogg 7y agoYeah, I got the same impression. The story reeks of bullshit. Would be a good /r/thatHappened/ post though.