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The time I accidentally transported a brick of heroin from LA to Seattle

31 points by DyslexicAtheist 7y ago

nwsm 7y ago
>accidentally
- ndiscussion 7y ago
  >I won't go into all the details, but I managed to sell it all to one person. It was lower risk. Plus, I'm not a drug dealer. "Oops, I accidentally sold $40,000 worth of heroin. But I'm not a drug dealer. I'm a good guy!"
  - mschuster91 7y ago
    Probably he sold it for a couple hundred or a grand to his local pot dealer. Many people I know know at least one person who deals with pot, it is relatively common, and some dealers also deal in harder stuff than pot.
jacquesm 7y ago
Is this an exercise to see how many times the word 'like' can be slipped into an article?
mutzp 7y ago
After seeing his picture it becomes clear where he hid the brick of heroin.
MoronInAHurry 7y ago
Wow, it's just like being stuck listening to some drunk idiot ramble his way through made up stories about his hella epic road trip! And then I'm like and then the dude is like and then I'm like and then he's like and I'm like And they're totally making this totally real story into a movie https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1131088893976174592 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113108889397617459...
- jacquesm 7y ago
  He basically, totally, like, admitted to interstate drug trafficking. What's the statue of limitations on that? I'll bet he changes his story in a hurry to 'I made it all up'.
  - gnicholas 7y ago
    There's probably a mens rea (intent) requirement, which arguably wouldn't be satisfied if he didn't know (or have reason to know) that the heroin was in the van until he was in Oregon (where he sold the heroin). And there a good chance that the statute for state level crimes would have run already. Hopefully he talked to a lawyer before writing this up!
- ndiscussion 7y ago
  It sure seems totally real. He also seems like a totally real sociopath! You know, I never really thought about the mechanic, or what happened to him afterwards. It's kinda like when you're playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and you see someone tied up on the back of a horse, but you're on a mission, so you're just like, "Sorry I can't help. Good luck!" https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1130936540211949568 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113093654021194956...
- rudedogg 7y ago
  Yeah, I got the same impression. The story reeks of bullshit. Would be a good /r/thatHappened/ post though.
rwz 7y ago
Cool story bruh. Especially the part where you basically let a known criminal go without notifying law enforcement that later lead to said criminal raping and killing a 13yo girl. I can't get over how casually he dropped that fact as if it had nothing to do with him.

nwsm 7y ago

>accidentally

ndiscussion 7y ago
>I won't go into all the details, but I managed to sell it all to one person. It was lower risk. Plus, I'm not a drug dealer. "Oops, I accidentally sold $40,000 worth of heroin. But I'm not a drug dealer. I'm a good guy!"
- mschuster91 7y ago
  Probably he sold it for a couple hundred or a grand to his local pot dealer. Many people I know know at least one person who deals with pot, it is relatively common, and some dealers also deal in harder stuff than pot.

jacquesm 7y ago

Is this an exercise to see how many times the word 'like' can be slipped into an article?

mutzp 7y ago

After seeing his picture it becomes clear where he hid the brick of heroin.

MoronInAHurry 7y ago

Wow, it's just like being stuck listening to some drunk idiot ramble his way through made up stories about his hella epic road trip! And then I'm like and then the dude is like and then I'm like and then he's like and I'm like And they're totally making this totally real story into a movie https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1131088893976174592 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113108889397617459...

jacquesm 7y ago
He basically, totally, like, admitted to interstate drug trafficking. What's the statue of limitations on that? I'll bet he changes his story in a hurry to 'I made it all up'.
- gnicholas 7y ago
  There's probably a mens rea (intent) requirement, which arguably wouldn't be satisfied if he didn't know (or have reason to know) that the heroin was in the van until he was in Oregon (where he sold the heroin). And there a good chance that the statute for state level crimes would have run already. Hopefully he talked to a lawyer before writing this up!
ndiscussion 7y ago
It sure seems totally real. He also seems like a totally real sociopath! You know, I never really thought about the mechanic, or what happened to him afterwards. It's kinda like when you're playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and you see someone tied up on the back of a horse, but you're on a mission, so you're just like, "Sorry I can't help. Good luck!" https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1130936540211949568 https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/113093654021194956...
rudedogg 7y ago
Yeah, I got the same impression. The story reeks of bullshit. Would be a good /r/thatHappened/ post though.

rwz 7y ago

Cool story bruh. Especially the part where you basically let a known criminal go without notifying law enforcement that later lead to said criminal raping and killing a 13yo girl. I can't get over how casually he dropped that fact as if it had nothing to do with him.