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There are two classic jokes about praying for help: https://truthbook.com/stories/funny-god/the-drowning-man https://truthbook.com/stories/funny-god/the-drowni

by jolfdb 7y ago

There are two classic jokes about praying for help: https://truthbook.com/stories/funny-god/the-drowning-man https://truthbook.com/stories/funny-god/the-drowning-man http://jokes.cc.com/funny-god/1gkcpp/the-lottery-ticket http://jokes.cc.com/funny-god/1gkcpp/the-lottery-ticket

coleifer 7y ago
Here's a similar story: A guy is standing on the beach and his clothes and hair are all ablaze. Another guy says to him, "dude go jump in the water, you're on fire!" To which he responds, "I know, just a minute tho, I gotta figure out where this damn fire came from."