1. See that background rocket video in the 2015? Now "imagine" the video is instead pron1. 2. Don't act like you don't know that scrolling down from pron1 will

1. See that background rocket video in the 2015? Now "imagine" the video is instead pron1. 2. Don't act like you don't know that scrolling down from pron1 will autoplay pron2 when it enters the viewport. 3. Don't act like you don't know about infinite scroll. 4. Don't act like you don't instinctively know that every single web design in the years before that has fewer prons per minute. If you fess up to those four truisms and still pine for 90s web, at least have the courage of your convictions to quit computers and become a street preacher already.