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I imported a Toto Washlet from Japan for this very reason. When you get literal shit on your hands, do you wipe it, or wash it? Why is your ass different?

by buf 7y ago

cortic 7y ago
I'll tell you the difference since you asked; If you wanted to eat a hamburger, and i handed it to you with my hand.. you would eat it... I really hope i don't need to finish that thought for you. I swear this is where the saying 'Don't know your arse from your elbow' comes from.
- guitarbill 7y ago
  depends on which country this is and with which hand. the left hand, i would probably take offence, despite being left handed myself.
  - jabl 7y ago
    IIRC I read somewhere that in some places people use the right hand to wash their bums, open doors, shake hands, and other dirtier stuff. Left hand is used when needing tottouch food and other cleaner things.
    - statguy 7y ago
      The other way around :)
      - jabl 7y ago
        Oh dear.. So the left hand is for dirty work, and the right hand for clean? But why do we shake hands with the right hand then? I guess there could be some "social respect" reason, but from a germs-and-stuff point of view it seems nonsensical?
        derekp7 7y ago
        The right hand is your weapon hand. So by offering it, you are stating that you do not intend to fight.
- rayiner 7y ago
  That makes no sense. Don’t you use your hands to scrub back there when you shower in the morning? If soap is good enough for that, why is it not enough for post toilet hand cleaning?
  - cortic 7y ago
    Edit; i just wanted to point out that i was answering the question whats the difference between your hand and your heiny not how to keep good hygiene for either. so with that in mind; let me just, ahem, pass you a hamburger...
icebraining 7y ago
> Why is your ass different? I don't go around touching people with it, or eating food; it's enclosed in fabric. That same fabric also makes it harder to fully air dry, which can be uncomfortable.
AngryData 7y ago
If I got shit on my hands I would do significantly more than spray it with a bidet.

I imported a Toto Washlet from Japan for this very reason. When you get literal shit on your hands, do you wipe it, or wash it? Why is your ass different?

by buf 7y ago

I imported a Toto Washlet from Japan for this very reason. When you get literal shit on your hands, do you wipe it, or wash it? Why is your ass different?

cortic 7y ago

I'll tell you the difference since you asked; If you wanted to eat a hamburger, and i handed it to you with my hand.. you would eat it... I really hope i don't need to finish that thought for you. I swear this is where the saying 'Don't know your arse from your elbow' comes from.

guitarbill 7y ago
depends on which country this is and with which hand. the left hand, i would probably take offence, despite being left handed myself.
- jabl 7y ago
  IIRC I read somewhere that in some places people use the right hand to wash their bums, open doors, shake hands, and other dirtier stuff. Left hand is used when needing tottouch food and other cleaner things.
  - statguy 7y ago
    The other way around :)
    - jabl 7y ago
      Oh dear.. So the left hand is for dirty work, and the right hand for clean? But why do we shake hands with the right hand then? I guess there could be some "social respect" reason, but from a germs-and-stuff point of view it seems nonsensical?
      - derekp7 7y ago
        The right hand is your weapon hand. So by offering it, you are stating that you do not intend to fight.
rayiner 7y ago
That makes no sense. Don’t you use your hands to scrub back there when you shower in the morning? If soap is good enough for that, why is it not enough for post toilet hand cleaning?
- cortic 7y ago
  Edit; i just wanted to point out that i was answering the question whats the difference between your hand and your heiny not how to keep good hygiene for either. so with that in mind; let me just, ahem, pass you a hamburger...

icebraining 7y ago

> Why is your ass different? I don't go around touching people with it, or eating food; it's enclosed in fabric. That same fabric also makes it harder to fully air dry, which can be uncomfortable.

AngryData 7y ago

If I got shit on my hands I would do significantly more than spray it with a bidet.