Dear Programming Job Recruiter, If I get your job, you and I are going to share our lives together. We will spend a lot of time creating something new out of

Dear Programming Job Recruiter, If I get your job, you and I are going to share our lives together. We will spend a lot of time creating something new out of the ether, and it will be a rocky, adventurous ride for both of us. Hopefully, you will be worth working for. The job market is large - me coming to you means I'm interested in what you have to offer, too. If I accept your offer to spend a sizeable portion of my life working for you, it will be because I evaluated your authority, calculated the effect that your snark will have on my life, and decided it was worth it. Programming interviews are where I can see, for myself, just how ignorant you are of Putts Corollary. Don't know what that is? You just flunked the interview. Got some clue about it, and have designed the interview to test me on it, too? Great, we're going to be able to work together.