Lend your car out 100,000 times (not just once). That would "earn" you the "impunity" to falsely accuse one of your clients of stealing your car. But remember,

Lend your car out 100,000 times (not just once). That would "earn" you the "impunity" to falsely accuse one of your clients of stealing your car. But remember, that you will have the "impunity" for only 1 in 100,000.