There was a memorable period when one of my namesakes moved into the dorm for his freshman year of college. I was initially confused about the influx of a parti

There was a memorable period when one of my namesakes moved into the dorm for his freshman year of college. I was initially confused about the influx of a particular flavor of adult-oriented adverts until the textbook rental invoices started to arrive. This wasn’t the first time this kid had used my address, and my social media reconnaissance had revealed he was quite the little jerk. When I got those invoices with his parents contact info, there was a serious temptation to print out and mail a little care package of everything their baby boy had been up to. Alas, life was quite stressful at the time, and I never made the time to follow through.