1. It is not enough to win. Someone else must lose. 2. Learn the distinct odor of fear. Pinpoint the source. 3. Ask everyone to pull their own fingers before

1. It is not enough to win. Someone else must lose. 2. Learn the distinct odor of fear. Pinpoint the source. 3. Ask everyone to pull their own fingers before the meeting begins. 4. If you have a video whiteboard, train the camera on it with a bit of zoom and give your presentation in front of it so your moving form is surrounded by a throbbing infinity of fractal shapes. 5. Place a slow incrementing digital up-counter on the table and say it's a CO2 sensor.