When my mother's last Windows laptop finally bit the dust, I bought her a Chromebook. Haven't had another service call in the three years since. She's old and

When my mother's last Windows laptop finally bit the dust, I bought her a Chromebook. Haven't had another service call in the three years since. She's old and tends to believe anything a computer tells her, from "YOU HAVE A VIRUS CLICK HERE TO REMOVE!!!!" to "Click here to claim your prize money!", so her Windows box was basically enough of a fetid cesspool of disease to approach supervillain powers on its own.