C++: taught me life lessons the hard way, but made me a better programmer for it. C#: Does everything and gets better with age. Java: Let's face it - making a

C++: taught me life lessons the hard way, but made me a better programmer for it. C#: Does everything and gets better with age. Java: Let's face it - making a version of "Snake" using Swing was a hell of a lot easier than doing it with the console. VB: Thanks for paying for my first car and at least one internship in college PHP: The best one night stand I ever had. MIPS Assembly: I never appreciated loops until I had to rebuild one using you. ML: Thanks for failing out at least two of my classmates during Programming Languages - I didn't like them anyway. LISP: Just keep adding parentheses... Perl: I never really understood you, but you gave me my first test of web dev.