English: helps me get around, lots of cool curse words. Japanese: was able to ask for the restroom in Tokyo, and got some cute girls giggling at me BASIC: got

English: helps me get around, lots of cool curse words. Japanese: was able to ask for the restroom in Tokyo, and got some cute girls giggling at me BASIC: got me started in programming Visual Basic: Let me make some fun desktop apps, like my Special Ed sound board with prank call capabilities. Also taught me I really needed to get back to using Macs. Real Basic: Let me make some apps on the Mac like I did with Visual Basic. Then made me realize I didn't like using environments like VB and RB anywhere. html: Got me started in web development. javascript: Taught me that frameworks are freaking awesome and to love prototypal OO languages. php: Sorry, I used it for years and it just taught me to orient towards frontend work. Hell, I can't even get a cute girl to giggle with php, so what's the use? python: Dear Python, I just wanted to let you know how much I love you. You are such a great language. So simple and straightforward, so easy to understand and to get along with. Its like we were made for each other. I get along with you so much better than my old partner, php.