BASIC - Got me started, taught me how to think like a programmer C++ - Fun in a perverse sort of way, especially when using templates C - Fast, simple, elegan

BASIC - Got me started, taught me how to think like a programmer C++ - Fun in a perverse sort of way, especially when using templates C - Fast, simple, elegant, perfect Java - Great keyboarding practice. I touch type because of it PHP - I don't have to use it anymore Smalltalk - Huh, so this is basically Inception? Lisp - Promoted good beard growth. Erlang - I now have an idea of how to go about building a telecom company Perl - Because brainfuck was too legible Python - Show me on the doll where TIMTOWTDI touched you Ruby - How do you feel about writing psuedocode and then executing it (albeit very slowly) Assembly - Helped me get into character for an 80s night party