Lua: Amazing how much you can accomplish in a tiny language that has just one data structure. Perl: Proof that line noise can be executed. PHP: A simple langu

Lua: Amazing how much you can accomplish in a tiny language that has just one data structure. Perl: Proof that line noise can be executed. PHP: A simple language for simple people. FORTRAN: Accounts of its death are exaggerated. COBOL: Still the world's biggest code base. Erlang: When 5 9's just isn't enough. Haskell: It will make you look leet. J: Brevity is the soul of wit. Forth: RPN great is.