As much as I hate to say it, anything written by my old boss scares the pants off me to touch. He was a genius perl programmer, but unfortunately carried many

As much as I hate to say it, anything written by my old boss scares the pants off me to touch. He was a genius perl programmer, but unfortunately carried many of his perl programming practices into PHP. That and the fact that he used spaces and line breaks like they were made of gold. Great guy, amazing programmer, but I would rather rewrite code from scratch than dig through the mines of his programs.