I'd have redlined the hell out of the agreement (basically striking everything but "I agree not to disclose this"), added "I agree <legalese> to release Uber fr

I'd have redlined the hell out of the agreement (basically striking everything but "I agree not to disclose this"), added "I agree <legalese> to release Uber from all future claims related to my wife's clothing related to this trip", sent it back, and seen what happened. I doubt they'd have accepted it, but it could have been interesting to see their response.