The Apple Store is now fully an episode of Portlandia. It's like a big confusing miasma at burning man where everyone is trying to 'contact' another through si

The Apple Store is now fully an episode of Portlandia. It's like a big confusing miasma at burning man where everyone is trying to 'contact' another through signs on the big board "Mine is the pink one by the bottom!" i.e. to differentiate it from the 1000 other pink notes by the bottom ... Take a goddam number, or have a station where people can go where they get that number. Instead of the stupid trying to find your blind-date/fixer in a crowd, they go to a spot where you can find them. The numbers are up on a screen so you know if you have 10 or 30 minutes to wait and you can tell when you're up. We figured out lines and numbers maybe 2000 years ago but Mesopotamian technology apparently isn't hipster enough for Cupertino. Please - we want to see an Kumail Nanjiani thing about this on Funny or Die.