"Pumping to the cloud" is not compatible with my idea of not wanting state or other nefarious actors to ever have any access to my data, ever, whether I'm cross

"Pumping to the cloud" is not compatible with my idea of not wanting state or other nefarious actors to ever have any access to my data, ever, whether I'm crossing a border into a hostile state or otherwise. I'd rather see some kind of application which takes my data and replaces it with pictures of kittens and other harmless things, using steganography. If the fascists want to see what I'm doing with my own property, they're going to have to look at some pussy.