I'm going to steal your quote. Sometime I equate the near constant complaint about Agile processes with a hypothetical set of engineers complaining about a 'ba

I'm going to steal your quote. Sometime I equate the near constant complaint about Agile processes with a hypothetical set of engineers complaining about a 'baseball' process. "The 'Baseball process' sucks because our psychopathic managers beat us with the bats to get us to work harder. If only we switched to the "soccer" process, things would get better because there's nothing for them to hit us with, they'll just punch and kick us. "