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Tangentially, I got tired of Lorem Ipsum text and created Quantum Lorem Ipsum, now with 100% more physics jargon. http://neil.panchal.io/articles/quantum-lorem

Tangentially, I got tired of Lorem Ipsum text and created Quantum Lorem Ipsum, now with 100% more physics jargon. http://neil.panchal.io/articles/quantum-lorem-ipsum/ http://neil.panchal.io/articles/quantum-lorem-ipsum/ https://github.com/neilpanchal/quantum-lorem-ipsum https://github.com/neilpanchal/quantum-lorem-ipsum Edit: Created a Github repo

nkg 7y ago
that's funny!
andrei_says_ 7y ago
There’s also the space ipsum with space exploration quotes.
fxfan 7y ago
a Loren ipsum I will actually use. now if only plain tex would include this as a package
orblivion 7y ago
I was hoping it was quantum woo jargon.
ebg13 7y ago
I feel like this misses the entire purpose of lorem ipsum. Good layout designers don't just want letters and spaces. They want letters and spaces that approximate the whitespace ratio of writing. Your version has only very long words and very short words and nothing in between. This feels like the telephone game version where all of the original intent has been lost and all that's left is a weak simulacrum in vaguely the same symbol space.
- stephenr 7y ago
  This also misses that Lorem Ipsum is effectively gibberish for most people. It's impossible to get hung up on the content.
  - sadness2 7y ago
    It is literally gibberish, for everyone.
    - stephenr 7y ago
      I thought it was essentially Latin, so gibberish for most but possibly readable for those with a penchant for dead languages?
      - WorldMaker 7y ago
        When used for typesetting the Latin was intentionally scrambled, so even someone familiar with Classic Latin should find it more gibberish than not. For instance the `lorem` itself was most likely a chopped part of a longer word (dolorem). An interesting comparison of the "Modern" typesetter's lorem ipsum and the likely source text is in the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
- semi-extrinsic 7y ago
  On the flipside, maybe this version better emulates (a subset of) technical writing? So if you're tuning the design of e.g. a book or thesis, this is more representative than actual Lorem Ipsum?
  - ebg13 7y ago
    I'm going to draw a hard line and say No. There is no subset of writing that produces anything that looks like this.
    - c0vfefe 7y ago
      Not even "the set of science-based Lorem Ipsum knockoffs," huh?
- neilpanchal 7y ago
  I wasn't aware that Lorem Ipsum was conceived with uniform distribution of word lengths in mind. I couldn't find any information about it on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum > The lorem ipsum text is typically a scrambled section of De finibus bonorum et malorum, a 1st-century BC Latin text by Cicero, with words altered, added, and removed to make it nonsensical, improper Latin. Could you please provide source? I am curious now. Alternate argument is that my version represents real actual text from real books :-), but to be honest, it is a tongue-in-cheek attempt.
  - saltyoutburst 7y ago
    "The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using 'Content here, content here', making it look like readable English." via the 'Why do we use it?' section on https://www.lipsum.com/ https://www.lipsum.com/
    - neilpanchal 7y ago
      I just posted the word length distribution graph on Github repo. In fact, contrary to the GP’s claim, Quantum Lorem Ipsum contains a larger % of shorter words than vanilla Lorem Ipsum. Also, the distribution isn’t perfectly normal. I used 16 paragraphs from both and wrote a small Julia script to analyze the word length. I think the assertion that designers want to have a perfect normal distribution of word lengths is arguable. I’d be curious to analyze large datasets of books to see what the actual distribution of word lengths is. Heck, this may be an opportunity to actually fix vanilla Lorem Ipsum and write a script that can generate paragraphs that simulate real world distribution of word lengths! Looks like I have a project ahead of me this upcoming weekend :-).
tapland 7y ago
I like it, but isn't one of the points of lorem ipsum that few people understand the meaning of any word and therefore get distracted? I just like to sneak-read yours a lot.
verall 7y ago
It's incredible. I feel like after reading just a few words my eyes glaze over, but its still English. Even if I jump around, its all proper grammar nonsense. Thank you!
firmgently 7y ago
This is my favourite https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/ https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/
kevsim 7y ago
I'm partial to Bacon Ipsum https://baconipsum.com https://baconipsum.com
wrycoder 7y ago
Doesn't do what lorem ipsum does, but you might try submitting a journal article.

nkg 7y ago

that's funny!

andrei_says_ 7y ago

There’s also the space ipsum with space exploration quotes.

fxfan 7y ago

a Loren ipsum I will actually use. now if only plain tex would include this as a package

orblivion 7y ago

I was hoping it was quantum woo jargon.

ebg13 7y ago

I feel like this misses the entire purpose of lorem ipsum. Good layout designers don't just want letters and spaces. They want letters and spaces that approximate the whitespace ratio of writing. Your version has only very long words and very short words and nothing in between. This feels like the telephone game version where all of the original intent has been lost and all that's left is a weak simulacrum in vaguely the same symbol space.

stephenr 7y ago
This also misses that Lorem Ipsum is effectively gibberish for most people. It's impossible to get hung up on the content.
- sadness2 7y ago
  It is literally gibberish, for everyone.
  - stephenr 7y ago
    I thought it was essentially Latin, so gibberish for most but possibly readable for those with a penchant for dead languages?
    - WorldMaker 7y ago
      When used for typesetting the Latin was intentionally scrambled, so even someone familiar with Classic Latin should find it more gibberish than not. For instance the `lorem` itself was most likely a chopped part of a longer word (dolorem). An interesting comparison of the "Modern" typesetter's lorem ipsum and the likely source text is in the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
semi-extrinsic 7y ago
On the flipside, maybe this version better emulates (a subset of) technical writing? So if you're tuning the design of e.g. a book or thesis, this is more representative than actual Lorem Ipsum?
- ebg13 7y ago
  I'm going to draw a hard line and say No. There is no subset of writing that produces anything that looks like this.
  - c0vfefe 7y ago
    Not even "the set of science-based Lorem Ipsum knockoffs," huh?
neilpanchal 7y ago
I wasn't aware that Lorem Ipsum was conceived with uniform distribution of word lengths in mind. I couldn't find any information about it on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum > The lorem ipsum text is typically a scrambled section of De finibus bonorum et malorum, a 1st-century BC Latin text by Cicero, with words altered, added, and removed to make it nonsensical, improper Latin. Could you please provide source? I am curious now. Alternate argument is that my version represents real actual text from real books :-), but to be honest, it is a tongue-in-cheek attempt.
- saltyoutburst 7y ago
  "The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using 'Content here, content here', making it look like readable English." via the 'Why do we use it?' section on https://www.lipsum.com/ https://www.lipsum.com/
  - neilpanchal 7y ago
    I just posted the word length distribution graph on Github repo. In fact, contrary to the GP’s claim, Quantum Lorem Ipsum contains a larger % of shorter words than vanilla Lorem Ipsum. Also, the distribution isn’t perfectly normal. I used 16 paragraphs from both and wrote a small Julia script to analyze the word length. I think the assertion that designers want to have a perfect normal distribution of word lengths is arguable. I’d be curious to analyze large datasets of books to see what the actual distribution of word lengths is. Heck, this may be an opportunity to actually fix vanilla Lorem Ipsum and write a script that can generate paragraphs that simulate real world distribution of word lengths! Looks like I have a project ahead of me this upcoming weekend :-).

tapland 7y ago

I like it, but isn't one of the points of lorem ipsum that few people understand the meaning of any word and therefore get distracted? I just like to sneak-read yours a lot.

verall 7y ago

It's incredible. I feel like after reading just a few words my eyes glaze over, but its still English. Even if I jump around, its all proper grammar nonsense. Thank you!

firmgently 7y ago

This is my favourite https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/ https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/

kevsim 7y ago

I'm partial to Bacon Ipsum https://baconipsum.com https://baconipsum.com

wrycoder 7y ago

Doesn't do what lorem ipsum does, but you might try submitting a journal article.