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> Apparently, the cops got tired of trying to wring some salient information from the uncooperative bird, so they turned him over to a nearby zoo, where he'll p
by lykr0n 7y ago
> Apparently, the cops got tired of trying to wring some salient information from the uncooperative bird, so they turned him over to a nearby zoo, where he'll presumably get to do normal bird shit and not have to spend his days cawing about drug busts anymore. We respect your loyalty, though, buddy. Enjoy your new and better life away from the drug trade.
I don't know why, but I like it when lighter news articles use a tongue in cheek writing style where you know the author is amused about what they are writing.
- Bartweiss 7y agoThat's also a great line for pointing out how funny the bird's future might be. Maybe it won't be cawing about drug busts, but I imagine some police officer down the line might be in for a shock when they walk into the zoo and a parrot starts yelling warnings.
- foldor 7y agoI was really hoping for something about him not being a canary since he didn't "sing".
- lioeters 7y agoGood point, a missed opportunity!