Amidst history's mist, turgid frost Voicemail is missing, emails lost Bytes and bits fade Information is toast "Welcome!" to this future dark age! "You hav

Amidst history's mist, turgid frost Voicemail is missing, emails lost Bytes and bits fade Information is toast "Welcome!" to this future dark age! "You have mail!" you silly ghost! ~recovered data fragment from optical disc, late 20th century, all other works by this author presumed lost in 2015 tsunami or 2031 firestorm.