Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke: "When I was a child, they told me to crush the cans, recycle and plant trees. It's for your own future. Then I grew up a

Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke: "When I was a child, they told me to crush the cans, recycle and plant trees. It's for your own future. Then I grew up and 'here I am', and they said, 'not you, it's for the future generation'. I know a pyramid scheme when I see one."