From the FA: ...should the width of the main column be 60%? 58%? 57%? And so on, until you find something that works. It's like being a toddler trying t

From the FA: ...should the width of the main column be 60%? 58%? 57%? And so on, until you find something that works. It's like being a toddler trying to bang differently shaped block into the holes of an educational toy. You bang and bang and scream a bit and bang some more and suddenly the block fits - but you've no idea why. Thank you, The Guardian, for explaining to the masses what 'programming' means and destroying my chances to look respectable at London parties.