Cute idea, but I can't seem to get anything decent out of it. I tried the following: > Massive strike at oil rig as radical turtle lovers declare independence

Cute idea, but I can't seem to get anything decent out of it. I tried the following: > Massive strike at oil rig as radical turtle lovers declare independence from federal regulations against shelled creatures > 1 + 1 = 2 > 1 + 1 = 3 > Cats rule teh interwebz > US elects Jon Skeet for President; challenger Chuck Norris too busy counting to infinity infinite times to notice. > xkcd is funnier than late-night comedy On the upside, the titles about math did include commentary on math, while the title that references xkcd included a link to one of the comics.