Sorry to bring this up, but then again if he's gonna get all old-school and freely call people "suckers," "crazy," and "morons," I guess I don't feel too bad as

Sorry to bring this up, but then again if he's gonna get all old-school and freely call people "suckers," "crazy," and "morons," I guess I don't feel too bad asking: What kind of crazy sucker moron makes a site that is perfectly simple and lightning-fast, almost to the point of looking like motherfuckingwebsite.com, and then allows AMP into the picture? The one very small & economical image on this particular page doesn't load unless I enable scripts from ampproject.org and the AMP CDN. I mean AMP is for speeding up bloated pages and sucking Google's proverbial... bandwidth... isn't it?