So what? You've never carried your laptop to a café and bough some coffee and a donut? It's 2019, I'm not saying laptops should withstand me dropping an entire

So what? You've never carried your laptop to a café and bough some coffee and a donut? It's 2019, I'm not saying laptops should withstand me dropping an entire can of soda on top of the keyboard, but I should be able to eat near it or maybe even above it without any serious repercussions.