I've been at this since 1990 and I'm not only blind, but stupid! That's why I'm a programmer. You have to ask really dumb questions to be one, because computers

I've been at this since 1990 and I'm not only blind, but stupid! That's why I'm a programmer. You have to ask really dumb questions to be one, because computers aren't very smart, and you have to point out obvious things, because computers are blind to them. You have to think like a computer to talk to a computer, and since they are blind and stupid, so am I.