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Wonder how close they can get to deliberately routing all traffic through McDonalds and Starbucks drive-throughs, as an unskippable part of the route. Oh wait,
by Applejinx 8y ago
Wonder how close they can get to deliberately routing all traffic through McDonalds and Starbucks drive-throughs, as an unskippable part of the route.
Oh wait, oh wait! They do that and then you get an INSTANT E-COUPON for wherever they drove you through. You'll be driving to nowhere just for the chance to be given amazing discounts en-route!
(open to placing bets on how they will inevitably, literally do this. I want royalties, you bastards :D )
- mattkevan 8y agoJust wait until Waymo’s self driving cars become a thing. Your route home will be determined by the highest bidders, so you’ll have no choice but to go past that particular McDonald’s, the in-cabin screens displaying personalised, location-based messages all the while.
- eaandkw 8y agoBetter yet. You will be restricted where you can go based on your net worth or social credit score.