What if I _like_ being a pervert? If I like midget porn, or have a foot fetish, why exactly should I have to suppress that? It's not illegal, and it's not immo

What if I _like_ being a pervert? If I like midget porn, or have a foot fetish, why exactly should I have to suppress that? It's not illegal, and it's not immoral, but I'd still prefer my coworkers not be aware of the specifics of how and why I get my rocks off.