3 ms·

Just insert this slim, minimally intrusive sensor into your anus until the soft beep it emits can no longer be heard; that's how you know it's in far enough. Ou

by courtf 8y ago

Just insert this slim, minimally intrusive sensor into your anus until the soft beep it emits can no longer be heard; that's how you know it's in far enough. Our team in Copenhagen came up with the sleek design (you should see the office there!). Our CEO even wears one, and you can watch his colon expand and contract, in real time, up on the big board! Over time, we've found that a rectum capable of dilating to at least 1.5 inches in diameter is correlated with improved productivity, so try and stay loose throughout the day! There are lube and applicators available in the restrooms, and welcome to Job Corp!

mirimir 8y ago
The Yes Men approach: > AG: How did you get started? > MB: We got started by accident when Andy put up a fake website for the World Trade Organization in 1999 and people started writing for advice and questions. Eventually people started inviting us to conferences and we realized we didn’t have to be the WTO to go. Pretty soon we had been to half a dozen conferences. No one objected no matter how ridiculous the thing we proposed. > AB: We got invited a textile conference in Finland as the WTO by a technical university. We lectured about the WTO’s solution to various problems, including the problem of modern slavery. The problem of modern slavery is they are across the world in places you don’t want to go, so you have to control them remotely and you want hands-free operation. The natural place to mount a view screen is at the crotch. We developed “the employee visualization appendage,” basically a 3-foot golden penis. People from major corporations were in the audience, including DOW Chemicals. They applauded. 0) https://indypendent.org/2009/09/the-yes-men-speak/ https://indypendent.org/2009/09/the-yes-men-speak/

3 ms·

Just insert this slim, minimally intrusive sensor into your anus until the soft beep it emits can no longer be heard; that's how you know it's in far enough. Ou

by courtf 8y ago

mirimir 8y ago
The Yes Men approach: > AG: How did you get started? > MB: We got started by accident when Andy put up a fake website for the World Trade Organization in 1999 and people started writing for advice and questions. Eventually people started inviting us to conferences and we realized we didn’t have to be the WTO to go. Pretty soon we had been to half a dozen conferences. No one objected no matter how ridiculous the thing we proposed. > AB: We got invited a textile conference in Finland as the WTO by a technical university. We lectured about the WTO’s solution to various problems, including the problem of modern slavery. The problem of modern slavery is they are across the world in places you don’t want to go, so you have to control them remotely and you want hands-free operation. The natural place to mount a view screen is at the crotch. We developed “the employee visualization appendage,” basically a 3-foot golden penis. People from major corporations were in the audience, including DOW Chemicals. They applauded. 0) https://indypendent.org/2009/09/the-yes-men-speak/ https://indypendent.org/2009/09/the-yes-men-speak/