I can see the headlines now: "Thousands killed in [less-developed country] civil war; more food left for survivors!" "Average global temperatures up 4' C

I can see the headlines now: "Thousands killed in [less-developed country] civil war; more food left for survivors!" "Average global temperatures up 4' C in past decade; boom in tourism in Hudson Bay and Siberia!" "BigCo lays off 70,000 workers; social services employees self-worth increases!"