I enjoy signing non-competes, I just think the government should not have any power to enforce them, since I believe in limited government. But, I love agreeing

I enjoy signing non-competes, I just think the government should not have any power to enforce them, since I believe in limited government. But, I love agreeing to things that mean nothing! It's fun, you should try it sometime. Like my wife and I agree that we will never divorce, ever. In fact, we've formalized that by being married in the church. We had a giant ceremony with witnesses in which we promised it. We swore on the Bible, etc. It was tons of fun! Should the government have any ability to enforce that? Of course not. That's ridiculous.