What an attention grabbing first line but ultimately contradictory. If you hate software you hate streams because streams are software. Guess what? I hate comp

What an attention grabbing first line but ultimately contradictory. If you hate software you hate streams because streams are software. Guess what? I hate computers. If you do less streaming across computers and put everything in a monolithic code base you need less computers. Is what I just said pointless, obvious and attention grabby? well so is the first couple lines of this article.