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I don't know that it's just "German" - it's the kind of bowl I was used to in Europe before moving to Canada. I am still not convinced that I enjoy the gentle

• thanatropism 8y ago
  This is literally the first modern internet meme, but you can avoid that unfortunate effect by first setting a leaf-thin layer of toilet paper on top of the water.
  • tripzilch 8y ago
    But often I just really want to poop right away :) Are you familiar with the paper napkins rolled up so tight they look like a peppermint, and when they get wet they unfurl? Maybe American toilets should have a jar of those things next to it on a shelf so you can quickly drop one in and go on with your business :) For extra vintage meme, they should be shaped like sea shells.