A real hacker can live for a month on food stored in his keyboard. Seriously though, my keyboard's pretty clean. I wash my hands, so there's no grime, and I ma

A real hacker can live for a month on food stored in his keyboard. Seriously though, my keyboard's pretty clean. I wash my hands, so there's no grime, and I make sure that any crumbs end up in the trash can. It's not that hard.